6 Jun 2014

Srintil Tattoan

6/06/2014 Posted by Unknown No comments
Wektu iku Paijo lagi nyegat angkutan umum ketemu cewek sexy katok'an pendek bokonge semok pupune kiwo tengen TATOAN
Pas nek njero angkutan umum paijo lingguh adep adepan karo cewek iku tibakne jenenge srintil
Dasar wong deso ora ngerti TATO paijo takon marang srintil

PAIJO : mbak,gambar neng pupu tengen sampean gambar opo?(lambene karo ngowoh)

SRINTIL : iki TATO gambar bob marley mas,sing gimbal rambute

PAIJO : nek sing sebelah kiwo pupune sampean gambar opo mbak?(karo ngelap ilere)

SRINTIL : iki ngono TATO gambar mbah SURIP rambute yo gimbal

PAIJO : apik yo mbak TATO sampean
LHA NEK SING
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TENGAH PUPUNE SAMPEAN KOK BREWOK TATO GAMBAR OPO?

saknaliko srintil ngrikiti ban serep angkutan umum,
mergo lerekane mengo




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5 Jun 2014

Zodiak Edisi Limo Juni Rongewu Patwelas

6/05/2014 Posted by Unknown 1 comment
ZODIAK MINGGU IKI

SAPRI COY
ASMARA : nek pengen pacarmu tambah lengket kudu kredit sepeda motor ninja
KEUANGAN : Dompet kandel isine kupon togel

AQUA GALON
asmara : ora kenek anak'e yo mbok'e
KEUANGAN : kreditan katok,kotang lan sak piturute ndang di angsur

PISMEN
Asmara : senajan di tolak ping pitu likur ojo kuwatir,kenek gawe pengalaman
KEUANGAN : kudu Sregep nyambut gawe,ojo mung gantungne negoro(sumbangan BLT)

ARTIES
ASMARA : ora kenek perawan/jokone tak enteni rondo utowo dudone
KEUANGAN : isine dompet ludes

ORA URUS
ASMARA : mbah-mbah enek sing naksir marang sliramu
KEUANGAN : isi dompet mu mumet koyok wonge

TUMINI
ASMARA : minggu iki pacarmu njaluk rebonding brengos,nek duwe pacar iku sing wedok tenanan
KEUANGAN : Ajur mumur,dagangan ludes duwit amblas

CANCER
ASMARA : wong nek kadung tresno,ibarat telek kebo rasane koyok sego berkat dadi kejar teRUs pantang mundur
KEUANGAN : duwit utanganmu mung cukup gawe urip telung dino

LETONG
ASMARA : pacarmu nyidam pengen menek tower
KEUANGAN : dompet ngapret rejeki seret

KIRNO
ASMARA : pacarmu nyidam gogrokan gedhek
KEUANGAN : ajur sak dompete

LIEBAY
ASMARA : ketemu mantan ngejak
''kethek kecemplung kalen,ora iso golek mendingan balen
KEUANGAN : Kiriman togel teko singapor ora tau tembus

SCOR PIRO
ASMARA : CINTAMU bertepuk sebelah kaki
KEUANGAN : di uber uber tukang kredit panci

SAGITA CIUS
ASMARA : pacarmu takonono sing jujur opo mripate katarak,nyawang
Kowe koyok ARIEL NOAH
KEUANGAN : semrawut,amburadul koyok rupamu

Mugo mugo ojo percoyo karo ramalan iki



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Parikan Edisi Cuek

6/05/2014 Posted by Unknown No comments
Parik'an edan kang men

~Rujak dondong
Campur semangka
~Mangan dondong ngombene sak ceret
~Aku ngomong cinta
Kowe malah ngomong PREEETT
~enek kalong
Neng duwur talang
~anak kalong
Warnane lorek
~Aku ngomong sayang
Kowe malah ngomong PREKETEK
~Gawe kaos abang
sarunge di cincing
~Ngomongo yank
Nek kebelet NGISING...


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4 Jun 2014

Paiman Kerjo Neng POM Bensin

6/04/2014 Posted by Unknown No comments
Cerito konyol Paijo lan paiman kerjo neng POM BENSIN
Dino iku ora enek kendaraan sing ngisi bensin,
Wong loro iku jur ngobrol

PAIMAN : jo,dino iki kok sepi yo kendaraan sing ngisi bensin

PAIJO : mergo kendaraan sak iki podo di isi bensin campur man

PAIMAN : bensine di campur opo jo

PAIJO : maksudku kendaraane bensine di campur
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SURONG DADI ISO NGIRIT

PAIMAN : ngirit dengkulmu anjlok,
Ngene ae jo timbang pom bensine sepi nek awak dewe ngombe bensin sak mendeme wani ora

PAIJO : Ngono ae ora wani,kene tak ombene sak klengere
Akhire wong loro iku mendem bensin sak klengere jur muleh neng omahe dewe dewe
Isuk iku paijo telpon neng paiman

PAIJO : hallo,iki opo bener kethek penyakiten asma

PAIMAN : woi gajah angkrem enek opo

PAIJO : mari ngombe bensin wingi awakmu ora opo ta?

PAIMAN : tangi turu awakku malah sehat, ora ngelu lan mumet jo

PAIJO : nanging kowe wes ngentut durung

PAIMAN : aku durung ngentut jo

PAIJO : nek iso awakmu ojo ngentut,dadi empeten sak kuatmu ojo nganti metu entutmu

PAIMAN : emange enek opo jo

PAIJO : mergo aku Sak iki wes neng
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PAPUA(goro goro mendem bensin trus gak kuat ngempet ngentut)

Nek ngombene PERTAMAX,kiro kiro paijo teko ngendi yo...


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Bu Guru Srintil Pelajaran IPA

6/04/2014 Posted by Unknown No comments
Bu guru srintil ngulang neng SD MAJU MUNDUR
Wektu iku enek pelajaran IPA,lan murid murid di bedhek'i karo bu guru srintil

SRINTIL : paiman sebutne kewan sing HURUF ngarepe H ?

PAIMAN : harimau bu

SRINTIL : murid pinter,nek jemblung jawabanmu opo?

JEMBLUNG : HIU bu guru

BU SRINTIL : murid pinter,
Woiii...tumo jenggot ojo turu ae,paijo jr jawabanmu opo

PAIJO JR : (tangi turu jur langsung jawab)harimau huruf awale H bu

BU SRINTIL : kawit biyen BLOKKK!
sak durunge Pitik kathok'an,
Maksudku jawaban liyone opo?

PAIJO JR : (mripate kriyiP kriyip mergo tangi turu karo lambene angop)
Jawabane
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HAAAYAM...
HUUCING....
HUUANJING

BU SRINTIL : marani paijo jur nyincing rok

PAIJO JR : opo enek banjir bu kok nyincing rok

BU SRINTIL : ora enek banjir,
aku nyincing rok arep
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Nyopot S¤FT€K SEKEN trus tak uncalne kowe

Sak naliko paijo jr mlayu muleh



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3 Jun 2014

Tombo Stres ono Pitu

6/03/2014 Posted by Unknown No comments
Tombo STRESSS iku 7 obate :
1.kaPing pisan mangan sarden sak kalenge
2.kaping loro mangan paku sak kerduse
3.kaping telu njegur sumur sak jerune
4.kAping papat mangan pacul sak danganane
5.kaping limo gantung diri sak matine(neng wit CEPLUK'AN)
6.kaping enem ngombe obat sak botole
7.kaping pitu sopo pengen nambahi monggo...

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