9 Jun 2014

Rayuan Versi Gatot Part #1

6/09/2014 Posted by Unknown No comments
Rayuan gombal versi GATOT(GAGAL TOTAL)

1.PAIJO : sri bapakmu opo dodolan SOFTEX

SRINTIL : kok ngerti mas

PAIJO : mergo kowe wes membalut hatiku ( Mringis kadal mesir )


2.PAIJO : sri,bapakmu opo perampok

SRINTIL : lho,kok ngerti mas

PAIJO : mergo sampean wes ngrampok atiku dik ( guyu bangga karo nyisir untu)

SRINTIL : tapi jarene bapak
karo sampean mas nek ngrampok

PAIJO : saknaliko paijo menstruasi liwat irung grin emotikon


3.PAIJO : dik,bapak sampean opo petani

SRINTIL : lho kok ngerti mas

PAIJO : mergo aku wes nandur BENIH neng atimu(mringis codot)


4.PAIJO : dik bapak sampean tukang gawe tower yo

SRINTIL : kok ngerti mas ( karo nutuk'i pundak manja)

PAIJO : mergone enek tower iku signal ku kuwat (pikiran mesum)

SRINTIL : PLAKKK...PLOKKK...tower mu mung sak lombok rawit kok enek signale


5.PAIJO : dik,bapak sampean tukang parkir yo

SRINTIL : kok ngerti mas

PAIJO : mergo sampean wes markir atiku neng atimu (ngeden kethek ngendok)


6.dik,bapak sampean SATPOL PP kan?

SRINTIL : kok ngerti ae mas paijo iki

PAIJO : mergo sampean wes ngobrak ngabrik atiku

SRINTIL : emange sampean wong REMBOL ( kere gerombol )

PAIJO : koprol maju mundur ping limo likur nganti mumet grin emotikon


7.dik,sampean ngerti ora,nek malem minggu aku ora iso ngapeli ( jujur )

SRINTIL : ora ngerti mas

PAIJO : mergo nek malem minggu
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Aku mesti di ajak janjian karo ibukmu

SRINTIL : sak naliko ngrawuk'i raine paijo

Nek kepengen nambahi monggo...



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