Belajar Dadi Maling

bengi iku jam 12 bengi paijo ora iso turu,

Paijo gawe wedang kopi trus lingguh neng emperan omah
Paijo ngerti enek wong munggah pager omahe arep maling jenenge paiman

PAIJO : woiii... sopo kuwi

PAIMAN : iki aku...

PAIJO : menungso opo demit

PAIMAN : jiangkrik,yo jelas menungso

PAIJO : kowe nyapo munggah pager omahku

PAIMAN : aku arep maling

PAIJO : kowe arep maling,
(Lambene bengok maling...maling...maling...)

PAIMAN : huzzz cangkemu opo ora iso meneng

PAIJO : lha kowe arep maling to

PAIMAN : iyo,aku arep maling nanging durung njupuk barangmu

PAIJO : lambene bengok bengok maneh maling...maling...maling...

PAIMAN : woi...
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JIANCOKKK cangkem ora iso meneng,
iki ijek menek pager omahmu BLOKKK,
Yo wes aku ora sido maling

PAIJO : Kowe nyapo tenguk tenguk ngisor pager

PAIMAN : wong G*T*LISASI,AKU ngenteni kowe turu

PAIJO :
DUH! GUSTI URIP KU kok ngenes,

yen tak pikir pikir aku iki sing duwe omah,

Kenopo aku
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Sing diseneni karo malinge

PAIMAN : ngono kuwi ngertio nek rupamu koyok gombal goreng

( Paijo mewek Karo eker eker lemah )
Mangkane lur nek dadi maling wajahe sing sangar...



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