8 Sep 2014

Bukti Cintane Paijo

9/08/2014 Posted by Unknown No comments
Paijo pengen buktekne cintane marang srintil

PAIJO : sri,saktenane aku iki tresno marang sliramu

SRINTIL Ah tenane mas... (mancal mancal manja)

PAIJO : aku pengen cintaku iki kok tompo (muehe...he...he...)

SRINTIL : nek pancene sampean tresno,nanging enek 3 syarate...

PAIJO : sebutne syaratmu sri

SRINTIL : syarat sing pertama,sampean sanggup ngenteni...

PAIJO : ngenteni aku duwe mobil mewah

SRINTIL : ora mas,nanging sanggup ngenteni
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Kethek ngendok tak tompo cintamu

PAIJO : (ngrawuk'i raine dewe)
Nek iku aku ora sanggup sri

SRINTIL : yen ngono sampean sing ke loro(dua)
Sampean sanggup...

PAIJO : duwe omah

SRINTIL : ora mas,nanging kudu sanggup ngenteni
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BELING BOSOK tak tompo cintamu(xi...xi...xi...mringis ngece)

PAIJO : (brakoti suket)
Oalah sri,opo ora enek sing luweh penak Penjalukmu

SRINTIL : enek mas syarat sing ketelu ,sampean kudu sanggup ...

PAIJO : DUwe sawah

SRINTIL : ora iku mas

PAIJO : Duwe tanah gedene sak lapangan senayan

SRINTIL : ora iku mas

PAIJO : lha trus sanggup opo

SRINTIL : sanggup ngenteni
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Gajah iso angkrem (xi...xi...xi...guyu ngakak)

PAIJO : lambemu sri kudu di slameti,
Kawit jaman
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SRINTIL : jaman opo mas
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Jaman pitik durung iso kathok'an,gajah ora bakalan angkrem

(Paijo muleh Karo mewek)




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7 Sep 2014

Srintil Mari Adus

9/07/2014 Posted by Unknown No comments
Isuk iku paijo mesam mesem nyawang bojone sing jenenge srintil
srintil sing mari adus,masak neng pawon jur di cedak'i marang paijo

PAIJO : tambah ayu ae sampean dik (rayuan gombal amoh)
~Rujak manis buahe nanas
~diajeng manis jek isuk kok wes kramas

SRINTIL : sampean iki opo lali
~buahe nanas bentuk'e gede
~aku kramas mergo mambengi mari di gawe (xi...xi.,xi...mringis tumo)

PAIJO : ngene iki aku ora iso lali dik
~Nanas gede regone mung telu seket
~kelingan rasane kok tambah rapet

SRINTIL : iku kan sing sampean senengi to mas
~Sawo sepet tlutuhe Pliket
~servisku rapet rasane yo tambah seret

PAIJO : muehe...he...he...
pancene bener dik,mambengi jan rasane manteb
Tenan
~Sawo sepet mergo jek entah
~tambah rapet pusokoku ora iso obah

SRINTIL : sampean kok yo aneh to mas
~Sawo entah pahit rasane
Neng lambe marai domble
~ora obah kliru panggone
Lawong pusokone kliru dalanane

PAIJO : rumangsaku ora kliru,nanging kok bedo rasane
~lambe domble dirubung laler
~bedo rasane nanging mripatku kiyer kiyer

SRINTIL : mangkane ojo karo ngantuk to mas
~lambe domble kakean mangan telo
~lawong pusokone
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Kesrimpet kloso
(Mangkane seret tur rapet xi...xi...xi...)

Saknaliko PAIJO koprol maju mundur
Sak klengere




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6 Sep 2014

Paijo Jr VS Mbah Paiman

9/06/2014 Posted by Unknown No comments
Mbah paiman iki umure 90thn,lagi naksir rondo semok omahe sebelah deso
Wektu arep mangkat mbah paiman di kandani putu lanange jenenge paijo jr

PAIJO JR : mbah,arep neng ngendi

PAIMAN :Biasa le,mbah arep ngapeli Rondo bahenol muehe...he...he....(guyu bencong tomboy)

PAIJO JR : opo jek mampu mbah
~Klambi lorek pinggire bedah
~wes tuwek ora usah kakean polah

PAIMAN : iku kan biyen nek sak iki bedo le
~klambi bedah pinggire krah
~nek ora polah ora dadi bocah

PAIJO JR : opo yo mampu to mbah
~iku ora bedah nanging suwek pinggire
~kuwat munggah paling mung sak ronde

PAIMAN : Jiangkrik putu g@t€lis@si,
Durung ngerti kemampuane si mbah
~kayu glugu ojo gawe pajangan
~aku wes ngombe jamu ndok saktarangan

PAIJO JR : jamune iku opo ora salah to mbah,
~kayu glugu di tali kawat
~kuwi jamu gawe asam urat

PAIMAN : bocah cilik dikandani kok ora kenek
~Isuk lawuh tahu sore lawuh tempe
~ora gawe jamu mbah kuwat 10 ronde

PAIJO JR : oalah mbah ora usah di pekso
~Asale tempe iku teko dele
~kuwat 10 ronde terus mlebu UGD

PAIMAN : WOW J*NC*KKK!sASi
(Golek tugelan boto jur ngantem paijo jr)




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5 Sep 2014

Parik'an Edan Kang Men Mangan Klepon

9/05/2014 Posted by Unknown No comments
PARIK'AN EDAN KANG MEN

~Mangan klepon karo sendenan
Klopo ijo kok di gawe wajik
~Enak2 telpon karo sang mantan
Neng mburi bojo
Wes malang kerik
(Biasa dik,iki telpon langganan rosok ''MODUS'')
~parutan klopo di campur ketan
Klopo tewek gurih tenan
~Telpon selingkuhan karo singitan
Konangan mbok wek di sawat wajan
( Jare bojone'' aku balekno neng wong tuo ku'')



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3 Sep 2014

Parik'an Edan Kang Men edisi Lingguh Jigrang

9/03/2014 Posted by Unknown No comments
Parik'an edan kang men

~moco koran lingguh jigrang
Neng ruang tamu karo leyeh leyeh
~Mari bayaran atiku girang
Mergo utangku tak saur kabeh
~Tuku pentol gowo rantang
Kurang ombo gowo kerdus
~Rambut brodol kakean utang
Belani rondo sing koyok wedus
( Byuhhh...gincune menor rekkk.. )


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1 Sep 2014