Guyonan Edisi Lebaran Part #1

Wayah lebaran paijo mertamu neng omahe paiman

PAIJO : kulo nuwun...kulo nuwun...kulo nuwun

PAIMAN : (metu teko ngomah jur nguwei duwit sewu)wes ndang ngaleh mas,neng kene sampean ngrusak pemandangan

PAIJO : jiangkrik tenan wong iki,aku arep mertamu ora ngemis COKKK

PAIMAN : lha pacak'an mu koyok wong REMBOL mas

PAIJO : maksudmu Wong REMBOL piye jal

PAIMAN : makSudku REMBOL iku
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KERE GEROMBOL

PAIJO : wow wedus gudiken,eling man aku iki koncomu sing jenenge RICARDO PAIJO

PAIMAN : muehe...he...he...wes kene ndang mlebu omah

PAIJO : omahmu sing ngendi man

PAIMAN : yo kene BLOKKK

PAIJO : tak kiro sing sebelah iku

PAIMAN : kono kandang kucing COKKK

PAIJO : muehe...he...he..

PAIMAN : kowe njaluk ngombe opo

PAIJO : aku ngombe BAY PUTDING

PAIMAN : SETAN ROMBONGAN!!! Rumangsamu omahku cafe

PAIJO : mosok omah gede koyok ngene ora ono ngombe penjaluk'anku

PAIMAN : lha emange iku ombenan opo

PAIJO : MAKSUDKu BAY PUTDING IKU
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BANYU PUTIH DINGIN

PAIMAN : (langsung GOBLOK ndadak tibo dlosoran ngisor mejo jur tangi maneh)ngomong kawit mau COKKK!!!



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